Let's begin...Amusement parks around the country spend a lot of money on signs, fences, locks, etc. to keep people (many of them dumb) from accessing dangerous areas. Well, one rocket scientist from South Carolina (17 year old Asia Leeshawn Ferguson IV) decided to ignore MULTIPLE signs, locked gates, and TWO fences to retrieve a baseball cap that fell off while he was on the Batman ride. Why doesn't NASA move to Columbia, SC? They already have a space shuttle named after the city. I don't know if he was successful in getting his coveted cap back, but I do know that he wandered into the path of the ride and was decapitated for his effort. That's using your head! 
Charles Darwin was correct when he coined the phrase "survival of the fittest" and this is one more piece of evidence pointing towards natural selection. A police spokeman said that an autopsy will be performed. Huh? I'm not a doctor, and I don't play one on TV. BUT, I do remember hearing something about not being able to live WITHOUT A HEAD!
I'm not a fan of roller coasters. If I were, I'd be sure to not wear a baseball cap while riding one. I'm afraid that my cap will fall off my head when I roll the windows down in my car!
How long will it take for the family of poor Asia Leeshawn Ferguson IV to file a multi-million dollar negligence lawsuit on his behalf? How could Six Flags be so irresponsible to only post signs reading "Restricted Area - Authorized Personeel Only" and "Danger Zone - Do Not Enter", or by only having two sets of fences keeping people out of the area, or by securing gates with locks?
In preparation for the first series between the Sox and Rays since the fight, let's look at D.O. and The Rem Dawg re-enacting the brawl...
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I’m glad no one has ever looked at this garbage blog. What an insensitive blog post. I hope you are contributing more to the world now than this.
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